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Sh*t my husband has just nearly killed our baby!!!!!
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OMG I can laugh about it now but he has just fallen all the way down the stairs carrying our 6 week old baby. I was in the kitchen, heard a shout and banging then crash went the stairgate! He was laid on the floor, still holding baby thank f*ck, writhing in agony unable to get up. Our 5yr old then appears and screams "is he dead?" and bursts into tears!
They are both ok now apart from he has a very bruised and swollen body. Just as I'm sat gripping hold of our baby tightly with my jelly like arms thinking how much worse it could have been, our daughter then pipes up with "if daddy had gone head first, Luke would be dead and we'd have to wait ages for another baby"!
Christ I need a drink now!
They are both ok now apart from he has a very bruised and swollen body. Just as I'm sat gripping hold of our baby tightly with my jelly like arms thinking how much worse it could have been, our daughter then pipes up with "if daddy had gone head first, Luke would be dead and we'd have to wait ages for another baby"!
Christ I need a drink now!
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