Oops

[marval]

A man is not getting along with his wife, and is lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to find a companion. he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The man says out loud, "I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."

"Ha, ha," the man laughs. "It sounded like this parrot really understood what I said and answered me."

"I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Yeah?" the man asks. "Then how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," says the parrot, " this is a little embarrassing but, well I wrap my little *** around this wooden bar, it's like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

The Parrot was £200, but because nobody wanted it, the man bought it for £20 and took it home.

Weeks go by, the parrot is a good friend. He understands everything, sympathises and gives good advice. The man is delighted. One day he comes home from work and the parrot says "psst," and calls him over.

"I don't know if I should tell you this or not , but it's about your wife and the postman." "What about them?" says the man. "Well," the parrot says, "when he came to the door today, your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth."

"What happened then?" the man asked. "Then the postman came into the house and lifted up the nightgown and began touching her all over," says the parrot.

"Oh no!" says the man, "then what?"

"I don't know," says the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."