I had an altercation this very morning with a very agressive Italian chap on the beach. I was on there first, he came walking towards me with his dog, let his dog off the lead, his dog then proceeded to chase mine. His was a humungus Alsation, my dog is small by comparison. His dog then squatted down and squeezed one out, and when I pointed to the mess, his owner went beserk, screaming and shouting and told me I needed to keep more control over my dog. My dog was too busy hiding behind my legs to misbehave. My flab was well and truly gastered.