DG I liked you thought for the day, here is a few more

[Bobbisox]

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
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The secret of a good speech is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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[Bobbisox]

shouldn't have long to wait bud..

[Bobbisox]

yes why?
can you see the veins im neck?