Help my sow is farrowing!

[Roverroyce]

Two years ago we got what we thought was a black vietnamese pot bellied miniature pig but two years later it has grown to a monster as we all have a tendency to over feed her. She hasn't walked in three and half months because we though that her legs maybe couldn't handle the weight but it now appears that she's been pregnant and is about to have piglets and the main problem is that we live on the 7th floor of a council block so can't even call the vet in fear of being reported and evicted. Are there any farmers, zoologists or veterinarians that can advise how to assist the birth?

[seekeerz]

oooo jaydah that's orrful