FAO Naz

[boxtops]

What is that green cream cracker you have turned into, naz? where is woolly? Bring back woolly!

[starone]

No! No!! I didn't like woolly at all. She was wearing badly applied lipstick

[boxtops]

Well it's either that or a bit of a mattress (LOL)

[Mamyalynne]

I thought it was a padded headboard too.

[Prudie]

I thought it was an 'off' cheeselet

[NazNomad]

Didn't know this was here ... it's Soylent Green.

[starone]

Soylent Green? urgh! Bring back woolly! I've changed my mind.

[NazNomad]

But it's so tasty and nutritious ... if only I knew how they made it. ;-)

[ttfn]

Naz - I didn't like to mention that yer Jacob's had turned green. Trust an employee of the NHS variety to go right in there !

[boxtops]

Jeez, OH has just told me what Soylent Green is (shades of Cocoon) - you'd better keep out of mcmouse's bunker then, Naz!

[NazNomad]

ttfn, one of them probably has ... if it's still in that jar at the hospital, lol

[starone]

Are you an employee of the NHS Naz? You don't by any chance work in the . . . morgue . . . do you?

[boxtops]

I think ttfn meant me and Prudie, starbuck - but naz just might be that bloke I met in the kitchen today, eyeing up my lunch....

[starone]

There's a story and I can't remember who its written by but I think Charlton Heston was in the film version. Everyone is happy and healthy eating the national food which is called Soylent Green because there are so many people that not enough food can be found for them. It turns out to be made from recycled people. I can't quite remember the whole story, but that's why I said urgh when Naz said his avatar was Soylent Green.

[ttfn]

I sincerely hope Heston Blumenthal doesn't read this thread then Star ...

[boxtops]

Yeah, that's what OH told me, starbuck - that's why we have to keep naz out of the Bunker on the other thread. Corned beef would be small fry.....

[ttfn]

Be honest boxy - the only reason you want woolly back is because you are salivating at the thought of a sizzling saddle of lamb cooking outside your bunker doorway ☺