I ask you all to salute our newest member to the House of AB Towers- none other than ....

[Dris]

Mamyalynne- Baroness of Catflaps

She will attend to any constitutional concerns regarding any flaps given her wide ranging expertise.Her surgery details will be posted in due course.

I hope you will join me in welcoming her to the hallowed chambers -hurrah-hip hip !!!!

This is wot swung it:
http://www.theanswerb...n/Question980596.html

[ttfn]

Yay - good for Mamya
She is probably typing her acceptance speech right now.
Shall I fill in with another doggy anecdote Dris?

[DTCwordfan]

I think I am going to plead the Fifth Amendment.

[Mamyalynne]

Dris, though I am of course truly humbled by this accolade and will try my best to live up to it and the constitutional requirements it will demand of me...


May I ask where *** entered the equation?? As you know there is only myself and Alfie my Agouti, who resides in my portmanteau, I will as one of my favourite subjects let you off on this occasion.

I would like to thank........

[Mamyalynne]

*** = Cats

[Dris]

Thought it encompassed ALL flaps and as an esteemed member one shouldnt now discriminate.

[boxtops]

I've lent you my bunting now mamya, you can't back down now.

[Mamyalynne]

Understood

'Flaps'R'us'

[Mamyalynne]

We can decorate the surgery Boxy, discreet cubicles (vestibules, Ena calls them)

[ttfn]

Another entry (?) in Burke's peerage
Baroness Catflaps is her name
A lady of the doorstep or chamber?
I think we all know what's her game

I predict she will appear on your screens
Strictly Come Dancing, I have no doubt
With her legs twirled around Du Beke
Craig Revel Horwood had better watch out

A Bolton lass through and through
With a kind heart as big as His Maj
A loving and caring Grandma too
She has just got her No. 4 Badge!!

If you look at her av and see baps
Beware that is clearly not right
'Tis her new armorial bearings
And aint they a wonderful sight?

ttfn ♥

[Dris]

You in for Poet Laurette ttfn? Cos you got the gig -excellent :) x♥

Baroness im sure you will be an impartial member of the House of the AB Towers as you are with the commoners.It is an honour to serve and trust you in your elevated position.You are in esteemed company -she has been on her tod for a week xx♥

[ttfn]

I have been on my tod for a week
I ran right out of deoderant spray
But the wind has changed for the better
Beware - I can now come out to play ☺

[Mamyalynne]

I am all of a flutter with this adulation, shall have to learn to mind my manners now an elevated, once again I thank you all.