Can we have a Royal Wedding jokes thread for this week, ED??

[DTCwordfan]

a competiton for a jokes thread for this momentous (?) occasion. Agree all - bet Jemisa will second this?

Here's one to begin with and you can transfer it over there if you agree, Ed.

"I saw on the TV that they have released Royal Wedding condoms, called The Crown Jewels. Aparrently they're, Lavishly Lubed and Regally Ribbed, and when it tears you're Royally Fecked!"

[AB Editor]

Sorry, is that a joke?

[redman41]

The nicest thing about a nudist wedding is you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

[ummmm]

It would help if the jokes were funny.

[Mick-Talbot]

I hope he's not here all week.

[sandyRoe]

Then there was Prince Edwards famous remark to Sophie after their first night on honeymoon. 'Do the poor do this? It's much too good for them.'

[DTCwordfan]

No Ed, if it was on TV it must be the truth.

[DTCwordfan]

to ummmm - let us hear one of your side-splitting royal jokes then. I look forward to it/them.

to mick, not a nice thing to say about the Ed in this Royal Week, or are you talking about Prince William.

[ummmm]

I haven't got one...but that doesn't make yours funny.

[jackthehat]

Yes, please, Ed.
So that the rest of us will have just the one thread to avoid..........only for fear of my ribs sustaining permanent injury from loud and prolonged chortling, you understand ?

[China Doll]

Actually, I'd be quite up for a royal wedding section for a few days before and after the big day... i really don't want to be going in to News or CB and seeing nothing but threads about the wedding. It could be like the reality tv section we have/had which I also rarely venture in to.

[DTCwordfan]

that is a good idea china...

[anneasquith]

or seasonal topic. its always empty except at xmas

[sir.prize]

Taking place on the same day that Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler tied the knot in 1945. That's Prince Harry's outfit sorted for the ceremony then!

[DTCwordfan]

Prince William: "My mother will be with us in spirit at the wedding."

She will probably crash the party.

[vinrex7]

The royal wedding is a joke, pointless waste of public funds at a time when this country is going down the pan.

[bednobs]

if they were married, why dont people call her eva hitler?

[TonyV]

and not get banned?

[Bobbisox]

she didn't have time boxy, they shot themselves on the 30th...:=)

[DTCwordfan]

as in a shotgun wedding then?