spider interbreeding with human dna?

[satnav26]

to whom it may concern,


i write to you with the upmost concern. Can you tell me if its possible for a human to crossbreed with a spider? I had an encounter with a spider recently, it landed on my face, i wiped it off, i then scratched both my eyes, and afterwards, i felt very strange indeed to be honest, i was hyperactive, sweating a lot, my face swelled up, my circulation to my upper limbs and lower limbs was worse, i was losing track of time, i had memory loss, and cognition problems, hard to concentrate, etc.


This is really bothersome because my mental health seems to have been affected to be honest. If you can shade any more light on this situation i would be extremely grateful.


yours sincerely,

[douglas9401]

Check it out further on the web.

[EDDIE51]

Don't worry until you start eating flies !

[dotty.]

Shed

[Prudie]

Sorry I think you're spinning a yarn

[Anngel]

Worry when you feel the urge to rush out and buy a blue and red bodysuit. If this is an honest post...it may have been an allergy.

[bibblebub]

tobey or not tobey?

[LazyGun]

Everybody Gets One.

It can happen, its true - after all, spider and human DNA very similar. Just relax and think of all the money you can make selling the silk you spin!

[Anngel]

To shade light would be if you were bitten by a bat!

[flump1]

Aren't we very close in dna to a potato ? Read that somewhere last week, sounds more plausible than this.

[LazyGun]

pretty close to potatoes yup, and bananananas too, although they actually have more genes than us.

Be careful when handling potatoes or banananas,in case you get infected. A human- potato or human-banana cross would be a very sad thing.. :)

[dotty.]

yes ask banana man

[dotty.]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwRMYz1vfcQ

[plowter]

Sounds like a mild reaction a a spider bite.
Spiders tend to breed by males producing spermatophores (packages of sperm) and inserting them into the epigyne (diagrams available).

Can I ask - how drunk were you?

[douglas9401]

Ah! That explains King Edward and why bananas are sold in hands.

[wildwood]

satnav26 //This is really bothersome because my mental health seems to have been affected to be honest. //


You can say that again!

[Mamyalynne]

I don't know if it isn't spiders it's chickens - you have no luck do you??

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/776287

[douglas9401]

This is great! We could end up with eight legged chickens and feed the world.

[dotty.]

BTW, do you wanrt us to email you the answers? FYI I'll not be doing that.

[woofgang]

Nah.....this one is boring, try again.

[plowter]

Ha ha.
A trick question.
Trying to ensnare us in your world wide web.