Bbc Weather

[Ann]

What happened to the weather man tonight - just now! Has he done a bunk? It had to be read out ...........

[Zacs-Master]

It's a high pressure job you know.

[factor-fiction]

Perhaps he mist his cue?

[Ann]

LOL :))

[Ann]

......or maybe missed his bus?

[tonyav]

Maybe he was suffering with the wind, Ann.

[grasscarp]

Haven't got the foggiest.

[Zacs-Master]

Apparently he was suffering with depression.

[Ann]

Or run over by Aunty Cyclist?

[douglas9401]

Too much time in the Iso Bar

[grasscarp]

With his nose in the trough

[douglas9401]

I did just turn to Mrs 9401 and say that I wondered if Nina Ridge would get paid for her two second appearance tonight.

[shoota]

I think he was sent to grade potatos or summat.....

[Ann]

Well he was well and truly left out in the cold .... front!

[DTCwordfan]

Things were clouded by the uncertainty of the rain.....

[tonyav]

And there has been a frost around the Tussocks !

[Zacs-Master]

Aren't they biscuits?

[DTCwordfan]

Michael Fish's sun is taking over the anchor role apparently - and he's not related to Jon Snow.

[magicmick]

He had a watertight alibi

[Ann]

Flown off on the jet ............ stream?

[Ann]

We have a Sara Blizzard who reads the forecast in our area ...........