Taking The Plunge

[Spoonboy]

Hello one and all. As someone who cannot swim very well (about five yards before I am like a fish with a brick in my mouth) I admire people who take to water quite easily. On a random note, I feel like diving into a pool of chocolate fudge icing, my own recipe, right now: have you got any random things you feel like doing at this moment in time?

I'll come back later this evening and peruse your replies, and award best answer to the funniest may be, and of course give a spoony for.

Have fun everyone, and thanks in advance.

Spoony xx

[mrs_overall]

I feel like paying the head honcho of NPower a visit.
I would grip him firmly by the throat, explain that automated billing does not work and he employs morons who are incapable of dealing with the simplest query on the phone. I do not appreciate being called "mate" by some retarded simpleton who is probably half my age.
I would then release his throat and give him five minutes to sort out my bill. Failure to do so would result in a poke in both eyes with sharp fingernails, some serious damage to his nether regions and a swift but painful kick in his solar plexus.
I can but dream

[mccfluff]

lol Mrs O, i get the faintest feeling you may be a tad frustrated....

i feel like going home and getting into bed and staying there

[mrs_overall]

I forgot, I would like to drag a sharp stiletto heel very very slowly and firmly down both of his shins.
I couldn't do both shins at once cos I would fall over

[gness]

How tall is he, MrsO?.....Only you could assault the top half and leave the bottom half to me if it helps....☻

[berniecuddles]

mrsO in stilettos mmmm xx

[murraymints]

And I can don me sparkly and set about him with my famous body slam and Boston crab ! What with you me and G on the case ...no chance !!

[berniecuddles]

lol

[murraymints]

Cuddles..behave !!! And never get in the way of a wummin' s stilletoes !!

[berniecuddles]

mm in stilettos even more mmmmmmmmm!

[murraymints]

Not when I'm in me sparklies cuddles...got the wrestling boots on...
Studded and lethal....!

[gness]

The three Sesssssss......Stiletto, Sparkly and Shorty....☻

[berniecuddles]

the mind boggles

[society]

I think spectacular should replace shorty :)

[gness]

Hey, Society! Your're an S...you can join.......☺

[Psybbo]

Hey, I'm in as Slugger

[DTCwordfan]

This thread could get out of hand - bring on the Suspenders.

[gness]

Welcome, Slugger....x

[gness]

That's not Bernie is it, DTC?.....☺

[Spoonboy]

A tad controversial, but I could not call this one: though, tis a bit too brutal in my mind Mrs O. Still love the threads and the *ahem* tight link, but, well done, DTC. A Spoony Dip., for you.
By the way folk, I'd still plump for diving into a pool of chocolate fudge icing, as no one gets hurt :))

[Spoonboy]

All them Ss flying around, looks like one went astray, or escaped..."Folks" not folk.