I Came Across A Dating Site(It's Not One I Believe Is Serious, Or Should Be Taken Seriously) And Filled In A Bit Of The Profile.

[sandyRoe]

"I'm handsome, witty, attentive, fairly well-off, and well-endowed. But I really don't like to blow my own trumpet..."
I lied about my age, too. Clipped 15 years off it.
Was that very wrong?

[jennyjoan]

I think you told a lie Sandy - but God will forgive you. LOL

[Prudie]

"well-endowed. But I really don't like to blow my own trumpet". You might think or re-ordering your list of assets :-)

[Old_Geezer]

If you could blow your own trumpet you WOULD be well endowed.

[Sqad]

Trouble is sandy, in this day and age and with that description in your profile, you would probably attract a "handsome witty bloke, well off" who would be only too willing to blow your trumpet for you.

[sandyRoe]

Got one reply already from a 39 yo lady from Dublin.
I'm going to pull the profile. It's not right that it's being taken seriously. ☺

[jno]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zN_ON2M1iHk/TC-Sjm-Bl-I/AAAAAAAAAGc/8wjR6D8H-uE/s320/online+dating+perils+3.jpg

[Sqad]

sandy....\\\.Got one reply already from a 39 yo lady from Dublin.
I'm going to pull the profile. \\\

No! no!....have a go...it's probably piperH.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh? Has Piper moved house?

[Sqad]

LOL...Dublin....Belfast.....same same.....;-)

[Cannedgranny]

There is a possibility that the lady from Dublin is also telling lies. What did she say she liked best though - you being well off or well endowed?

[sandyRoe]

I'm sorry to have to say this but I think it was the size of my bulging wallet that was the chief attraction.

[Psybbo]

Hello Sandy, if you give us a link to the site, a lot of ABers might apply for the position!

[sandyRoe]

The site is: horny affairs.com. I'm not recommending it, you understand. And other, more salubrious, sites are available.

[Psybbo]

Now that does sound dubious, Oh dear, Sqad's probably on it now

[Sqad]

\\\\I Came Across A Dating Site\\\

sandy ...how does one "come across" a dating site?

[DTCwordfan]

Writing 'Big Boy' probably did it, sandy.

[sandyRoe]

In the wee small hours of the morning I got to wondering how the other 99% live and began looking at some sites to see what I could see...

[BlackadderV]

/sandy ...how does one "come across" a dating site?/

Simples. Merely google "I want my leg over"

[sandyRoe]

Some of them are certainly eye openers, and no mistake.

[Svejk]

How did jno get my picture, that's what i want to know.