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Patsy33 | 20:49 Tue 31st May 2016 | Jokes
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A new type of broom has come out.
It is sweeping the nation....
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Brush this one under the rug ;-)
It made me bristle.
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Are you giving this joke the brush off?
Should I come clean?
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Yes, let's clear this message up..
You both deserve to be panned.
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Mess!
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little broom."

"Impossible", said the groom broom.

"We haven't even swept together."
^Broom-broom!
Bet he whisked her away.
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Ooh, there's nothing like a good sweep!

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