AB Editor

[ronniemonda9]

I noticed on one Suggestions thread that the Ed commented 'can't wait til the weekend'. Which gets me thinking. What do you do at the weekend, Ed? Do you sneak a peak at AB from home?

Don't you think it's irresponsible to leave the monks on their own for a whole two days with neither food, water, nor light?

Is there a pager number we can reach you on in case someone on 'Body and Soul' is in an emergency? In which case can we not have an A&E subsection in B&S? I could be the George-Clooney-a-like hovering near reception.

I'm just concerned that something may have been overlooked here. Some of us do use AB at the weekend you know. Well, all weekend, but you get my drift.

[AB Editor]

Heya ronnie-man,

Well, since you asked, I usually spend my weekends analysing AnswerBank statistics, like "How many pints of lager were guzzled down in the ChatterBank Arms" and "How many pixi's spiders have been stomped on in Animals&Nature".

Unfortunately, I can only be contacted by the secret AB holler, known only to the monks and selected heads of state.

Please dial 999 in case of any real medical emergency or the House or Nip and Tuck cast for imaginary ones.

Don't worry about the monks, they aren't really human.

AB ED

[dotjhawkes]

Did Ed just say the monks aren't really human? Is this a sarcastic cruel comment, or does the ed mean the monks are robots, or androids, or anbots. or hollograms. Or demons? Or vampires like Spike, or like Angel? Or even half man half beast like The Beast on beauty and the Beast. Or are they cartoon characters? Like the 7 dwarfs. But there wouldn't be seven. Maybe they are CGI like Nemo, but without the water, cos that would be silly, but like the mammoth in Ice Age, or maybe like in Shrek? There was a monk in shrek.........aah, got it, it's the monk in Shrek, phew, that was a toughie.