Who Wants A Fight ?

[Bazile]

I've just had -

3 fried eggs
2 Sausages
Bake beans
2 slices of brown seeded toast
A cup of ginger tea

I'm fuelled up and ready to take on the world

Who wants a fight ?

[Theland]

Can you tear a phone book in half as I do?
I'll take yerron:-#

[ummmm]

Can you wait until I've finished the housework? :-)

[Theland]

Calm down! Calm down! Eh? Eh? Eh? Calm down!

[Theland]

Baked beans? Open the window :-)

[Tilly2]

My name is Conor McGregor. Where shall we meet?

[Theland]

If I have forty seconds to spare?

[TonyV]

I'll get Sunday lunch on first.

[jakep]

May I nominate a ‘friend’?

[Rosie29]

The ginger tea will make it a healthy breakfast.

[Theland]

Tough guys drink builders tea :-)

[TonyV]

You are right Theland, cannot stomach the Earl Grey that Mrs Tony drinks.

[Bazile]

It was a healthy breakfast as well
Did you all nite the 'brown seeded toast '?

[Bazile]

nite ?
note

[Theland]

Is that, "Remainers," toast?

[Bazile]

If any one would like their steak tenderising for cooking for dinner .
I'll beat the whatever out of it for you

[Theland]

With your head?

[Bazile]

Who pressed best answer ?

[Theland]

A friend of mine.

[Theland]

"Press best answer or you'll wake up with a horses head in your bed."

[rowanwitch]

Greedy.. Imagine a few insults.... WW wholemeal toast and chicken sausage for me, could beat you over the head with a bottle of skimmed milk.
I am suffering from chocolate deficiency...... Beware