If Trump Were The Captain Of The Titanic...

[Tilly2]

"There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them. We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats. The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg."

This is doing the rounds. It made me laugh.

[diddlydo]

Brilliant - made me laugh too!

[Tilly2]

Good, we could all do with a laugh now and again. :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol! "..and they are beautiful lifeboats".

[Tilly2]

They would be Patsy, wouldn't they?

[Cloverjo]

Lol. It is funny. Trouble is, you can really imagine him saying something like that.
“This [covid-19] will all be over by Easter”

[Tilly2]

You can, Clover. You can hear him saying it. :-)

[AuntPollyGrey]

Hillarious,I love the bit 'and they are beautiful lifeboats.'

[Ellipsis]

"I never said any of that. Fake news! The media made it all up. This is sosodisappointing, so ... ... dis-a-point-ing."

[Tilly2]

It is brilliant, APG.

[Tilly2]

Spot on Ellipsis! :-)

[Tilly2]

I like 'The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.'

[jno]

very clever. And quite plausible.

[Tilly2]

Unfortunately, Jno.

[jno]

he could have added that the iceberg was a hoax invented by the drinks waiters.

[ladybirder]

Actually, they are very very beautiful lifeboats. Very beautiful.
It is funny I have to admit.

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Superb. Made me laugh out loud. What would be the chance of him reading it. That I would like to see, but he wouldn't get it would he.

[Zacs-Master]

It comes from a poster so you could copy it and tweet it directly to him but I suspect someone may have already done that.

[Spicerack]

Morons.

[jim360]

I quite agree, Spicey, Trump and his supporters are total morons! Couldn't have put it better myself.

[pastafreak]

^^^^...no sense of humour.