sense of humour implants

[bobtheturkey]

can i suggest people stop being so bloody serious on this site and accept that there is life beyond the keyboard of a computer as long as no one is racist sick etc then there is nothing wrong with a bit of light banter in the occasional thread i dont expect you to be as funny and entertaining as i am but you get nowhere in life with a gob like someone has just tried to put a fire out on your face with a saucepan :)

[dotjhawkes]

I wonder if a sense of humour implant is as uplifting as a breast implant :)

[{Dakota}]

I had a facelift once. It fell again when I got the bill though :(

[dotjhawkes]

Dakota I have been looking at the plastic surgery options, and I think you stand a chance.

[dotjhawkes]

Is a freak raffling incident involving a donkey and a bottle of voddy (notice the Ed uses the shorter word too) freakish because,

1) raffling is hardly freaky but she thinks it is cos she is an American

2)a donkey and a bottle of voddy shouldn't really be in the same sentence but curiously it works

3)it is the ed being humorous in a (near) life threatening situation

[Woodsz]

I don't know anything about face-lifts, but I do a woman that joined the women's lib and she looked ten years younger, she burned her bra. her tits fell down and pulled all her wrinkles out her face

[dotjhawkes]

thay's what we could do with here tonight Woodsz, a sense of humour, it is pretty dull so i am going to paint my toe nails.

[Woodsz]

Dot, I look for the thread in "People & Places" about The American, and I cant find it, could you point me towards it?

[Woodsz]

Got it Dot, thanks

[dotjhawkes]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Places/Question190779.html

[Woodsz]

That was brilliant Dot, I love those jokes

[Woodsz]

http://www.fionasplace.net/irishjokes/theirishjokespage.html

Try these Dot.

[Woodsz]

Dot, look at your hotmail