Think you'll find BOO that following the fiasco of badges being selt on e-bay and the like, all new badges have a sample of John Noakes' DNA and that of the genuine owner....
That's all well and good but what happens when the badge is checked, found to be fake, alarm bells ringing, police called, the innocent victim questioned for 48 hours, picture in the national press, career in ruins, shunned by society and forced to live in Milton Keynes.....