A much needed day out.....

[B00]

As it's very hot and sticky outside, and we're all feeling the strain, and tempers fraying, I thought an AB Magical Mystery Trip was called for.

This will pick you up on your street/road end at 10am on Saturday morning and drop you off (hopefully) at 8pm somewhere within the vicinity of where you live (actually it could be 50 miles out, but hey that's part of the mystery)

The trip will also include a stop at a scenic picnic area (or if one can't be found, an Asda carpark) for you to enjoy the egg butties and lukewarm tea the Ed and monks have thoughtfully provided.

The driver will be none other than our lovely Vinny, who will try to bring you back otherwise unharmed providing you hand a nice cold bottle of Becks into his sweaty mitts.

Should you be worried about the coach, have no fear, below is a picture of the latest state of the art vehicle the bods at Crystal Guides have chipped in and bought for us. As you can see, no expense was spared.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/VwWizKi d/my%20old%20vdubs/5da59c8a.jpg

if all this sounds appealing (and quite frankly, why wouldn't it?) plese sign your name below, all names must be in by Friday night.

Thanks for your co-operation, and I look forward to an enjoyable day out with you all!

[jan1956]

great idea, can I join it late as I'm at work till 1pm? will bring the wine if it's on offer for less than �2.99
jan

[Robinia]

ahem! excuse me mi dear but Vinny is a very busy man driving the BiddyBus don't you know.
what with our trips to B&Q on wednesdays, regular visits to the milliners, corsetiers not to mention the... erm.... special private clinics we attend. I'll check his timetable & let you know if, unlike the bus, he has a window.

[B00]

But this is a Biddy outing Robinia- I just didn't say it, hoping to attract the younger clientele (all those young male kn0bbly knees on show- wayyy heyyy) but I thought you'd have guessed by the egg buttys on offer!

[Robinia]

aha I see....we just won't tell Vinny that we'll be coming then. If he thinks he'll be driving young totty around he'll have a shave & change his string vest.

oh & for goodness sake don't give neti any egg butties.....

[B00]

Well it is about time he changed it Robinia, honestly it has been 6 months now!

and look Jan is bringing some wine too! Don't worry, Ed has said she'll do a couple of beef paste butties for neti (bless 'er!)

[VINNY100_2]

Becks.....!!Did someone mention Becks....(:-) um...methinks I need an airbag.on that coach Boo....now which one???unless I let netti sit in front of me..hehe...
proper job
(*:_*)::::::::::::::::::::::::::.goes off and changes me string vest...blimey robinia's nicked me shaving cream again...haha..(:-)

[B00]

LOL @ those!!!!!!


Took me a full few seconds to get 'em!

[shaneystar2]

Well I am sitting at the back ....well away from Vinny and his sprout butties.
My butler will supply me with the requisite Bath Olivers;Gentlemens Relish; hip flask and a tartan rug.
Will I need a pacamac ...do you think it will rain ?
Do you think I should bring a cardi ?
Do I need to ask the butler to polish my wellies.?

[robbo82]

Count me in! (I'll even wear my shorts so Boo can check out my youthful kn0bbly knees) Vinny won't be drinking the Becks while driving, will he? I'm worried enough about driving in that thing as it is.

[$~Jeep~$]

Put me down, (on the list) and pick me up pse B00.

Any chance of having Shiphams Fish Paste sarnies?

Are you sure its for Saturday, cos round here Tuesdays are generally Grab-a-Grannie day? If there's not a lot of room, can I request a young man sits on my lap? If so, please don't let on to Mr Jeep!

Hope to see you all on Saturday then.

[jamwan55]

dont want to put a dampner on your jolly boys outing, but a little bird(lisa burke ..oooh baby!!!) told me its back too normal blighty weather on saturday, methinks a change of destination maybe required
(south of france...costa-del-sol...brighton)

[jno]

Excellent idea!
Don't forget to comb your beard, B00

[allotment10]

we'll all pack eggie sarnies and have a great time , please dont forget me
www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/
i'm really into the hippy stuff :-))

[THECORBYLOON]

Ma car caught fire on the way home fae work on Monday and is a burnt shell, so I'd be glad to take the coach at the mo...

[Pippa68]

Awww poor you TCL ~ sit next to me on the bus so I can give you some TLC :o)

[THECORBYLOON]

As long as you don't mind the smell of smoke...

[Dolly1308]

Can I come too Boo ,I'll bring sardine sarnies and some Australian wine (local shop sells it cheap ) .See you all Sat.am .Anyone got any strawberries and cream ? I'll sit next to you if you have !!

[scatty mare]

I can supply a quarter of barley sugar and an Engelbert Humperdinck LP. Please let me come too, I'll behave myself, promise.

[dot.hawkes]

I have one of those inflatable neck pillows which i think would be useful on a trip such as this, also, i can read maps like a gudden. so i shll offer my services.

[mccfluff]

can i come i can offer some bottles of bud and marmite sandwiches