editor!

[bobtheduck-]

there is a hole in my white sock, i got bitten on the backside by a rabid goat, i spilt bovril down my best cardigan, i have run out of hai karate aftershave, i got thrown out of primark for trying the y fronts on in a changing room and i have a great big boil in a sensitive area i want an explanation and i want one now

[Champagne]

I have a suggestion for ABed! Er..... umm...... no, nope, it's gone again.

Oh well. What shall we talk about instead?

[johnlambert]

bird flu bob,

[river]

Er whats that in aid of?

[cliffsgirl]

can help with the sock, i suggest buy a new pair.

: 0 )

[netibiza]

Oh now I know who you are - I was there!!!

[raysparx1]

bob don't go into primark again, pop into Aldis, I bought a lovely woollen posing pouch in mock leopard skin, and they let me try it on by the beef and red wine soup, fitted a treat. elastic isn't that strong but my rupert braces hold it up.

[B00]

You couldn't have possibly have been in Aldi's Ray....Beef and red wine soup???

[raysparx1]

Oh yes B00 B00, in between the black pepper crisps and the deluxe pasta .!!!


Actually B00 all joking apart, they do actually do that soup, and it is superb, and I am not Kidding, give it a go.

[jno]

my sympathies are with the goat, god knows what he's got now

[Katie~77]

Please tell me you weren't wearing the fawn slacks when you were bitten!!!!!!!!!!x