how do you people do it

[bobtheduck-]

bank holiday today and im off and im bored already, so far on this site i have seen posts like "its raining" and "who is in the pub" which makes my posts seem like the height of intelligence, how do you non taxpayers spend every day like this? do you watch jeremy kyle and be on ab at the same time, what do you recommend homes under the hammer? mighty morphin power rangers or trisha?

[warpig3]

LOL Bob, I never have the tv on, I listen to radio 2 and divide my time between doing housey things and checking on here, here being infinitely more amusing than Jeremy Kyle!

[bobtheduck-]

i paid for that radio

[warpig3]

Thanks bob, its much appreciated! Also I am not actually a non taxpayer so to speak, although I dont pay tax ,neither do I claim any benefits, I just live off my ill-gotten gains and my lottery win;-o)

[bobtheduck-]

how much did you win

[caz247]

how many non tax payers do you know, because apart from juveniles then I don't know any as benefit is taxable income also

[bobtheduck-]

yes but i fund the benefits

[warpig3]

A tenner!

[Katie~77]

Good morning Bob. I can only dream of watching Trisha and Jeremy Kyle. Cbeebies is on in this house from 7am until 7pm. I am a tax payer though!x

[Doc Spock]

Income tax, oh dear me no.
To be avoided,or is that evaded, at all costs. This country will only chuck it away on asylum seekers,single parents, the work shy and the like.
My meagre company pension is taxed but as I am over 60 I can get as many free prescriptions as I like to sell on E-bay. The best money spinners are anti-smoking patches and viagra. There are dozens more but can't give all my secrets away.

[warpig3]

Nice one doc!

[bobtheduck-]

i think the people in white coats let you try them on

[-Zorro-]

Im gonna go to pub this afternoon and watch the playoff final

[Agent_Smith]

i am taking the kids to a fair in the wolseley grounds near stafford. its p1ssin down with rain and my shop is packed (i can see it from my house) but the wife wont let me go to work?? ;�((

[Pippa68]

I dunno how they do it, bob..as you know I pay for my own value burgers :o)

And as for your posts looking more intelligent ~ hasn't that always been the way?

[stewey]

Bobtheduck, I have to ask you:

1. Are you related to Sir Francis Drake?
2. Do you engage in wild goose-chases?
3. When it rains do you put a capon?
4. When you're ill do you have a mallardy?
Just wondering:)

[whiffey]

OK, a challenge for you pinhead. Describe the sound of persistent floor-soaking rain using only quotations from James Austen, hint, look in Pride and Preudice, and no I am not going to give you any clues.

[whiffey]

LOL you could even look in one he wrote ! There's a bit about it in Emma, and passing allusions in Persuasion, but for the cracker you have to go to Pride and Prejudice.

[cazzz1975]

bob, It may come as a shock but a lot of people on benefits go out and enjoy themselves, my neighbour goes to the gym in the morning, followed by a pub lunch then visits friends and does some shopping, some days she plays tennis.

she has a passport to leisure which allows her a good discount at any leisure centre, she doesnt watch much daytime tv rubbish.

[bobtheduck-]

being lectured to by a cross dresser what ever next :)

[whiffey]

lmfao @ bob, I'll send you a fiver from my benefit next time I draw it. If I were cazzz1975 which unusually I am not I'd be round there to clock you one after Eastenders.