Quasimodo and Jake the Peg

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Quasimodo and Jake the Peg were leaving the pub after a late heavy night out on the slash and decided to walk home together. On their way they passed the entrance to the graveyard.. Quasi says to Jake
"I know a good short cut through there we can be home in less than 10 minutes"
"Are you mad? I'm not going through there at this time of night.. Its far too spooky and scary and likely to be haunted" replies Jake.
After trying to coax him for ages to go Quasi decides to go by himself. The moon shone brightly upon the gravestones and the silence was broken by the noise of an owl in the tree as Quasi nervously walked through the eerie graveyard. All of a sudden Quasi gave a deathly shreik as a Ghoul jumped out from behind a grave.
"Give me all that you have" Demanded the ghoul
"I don't have anything to give you apart from this hump on my back" says Quasi
"Alright.. I'll have that then" and the Ghoul takes the hump off Quasi's back and disapears into the night
For the first time in his life Quasi can stand up straight and with his new found vigour ran as fast as he could back home to tell his mate Jake of the miracle that had just happened..
On learning this Jake decided he too would go to graveyard in the hope of coming across the ghoul.. Sure enough the ghoul appeared from behind the grave just where Quasi said it would and demanded
"Give me all you have"
"But I dont have anything but this extra leg" cried Jake
"Oh!" says the ghoul.. "In that case you can have this hump!!"