Not stalking but searching on AB

[ruby27]

In the physical world some of the symptoms of being in love is that you experience feelings of exhilaration when in the presence of a loved one, and despair when the object of desire is absent.
So, when you fall in love with a poster on AB and have no desire to meet, touch or even talk to that special AB username, but you smile as soon as you see them in recent posts, feel the highest of highs when they share a post with you, and spend hour and hours scouring all topics in the hope of a glimpse of one of their posts. Are you a stalker or a searcher?

[k9 fott]

Kin ell ruby thats made me think a bit.
its just A skrew this im going to the fridge to get me a cold beer
and stalk the fridge until another one comes along.

[whiffey]

Do you fancy a turkey vindaloo ? I'm serving at 9pm.

[B00]

Well there's certain people who i'm quite fond of on 'ere and who I always enjoy talking (wrong phrase, but can't think of right one) to, but I wouldn't go as far as to deliberately seek out their posts, that just seems like too much hard work to be honest.

So who's posts do you stalk i mean seek ruby?

[sleepy1]

im a stalker lol

[k9 fott]

Ok ruby I admitt it now I iz a stalker now can I have 3 stars instead of 2 I have just prooved myself ( any idea how to get stains out of a tee shirt0

[whiffey]

Handwash in Daz, scrape off the dried pale yellow bits first, be sure to wash your hands before preparing food. Give a thought to using a towel or kitchen tissues in future.

[ruby27]

Actually k9 fott
now that you mention it, I do recall that you have professed admiration and adulation to a poster on this site. Are you a stalker or a searcher.
Here you are *****************************, blown kisses.
Much more than the limitations of AB who ration stars.
As for t shirt, throw it away and get a new one.
Or do not bother with that particular shade, style, colour. If you allowed yourself to stain it, you can not really revere it can you?

[ruby27]

B00
I shall have to remain vague. If I was specific, those posters who I am enthralled by, may ,albeit only may, recognise my adulation and be scared off.
On the other hand I would be embarrassed to say who I fancy because they might send their friends round to tell me that the admiration wasn't reciprocated. How would I survive?
On the other hand (by the way who is it, that has all these other hands). Have you or anyone else an understaning on these 'other hands' 'tehy say',its true but', 'my friend'

[whiffey]

Why am I being ignored, why no stars ?

I swear this vindaloo will stretch to two.

[k9 fott]

k

[whiffey]

k9, human language and intelligence has progressed beyond single letters, except in your case, where I imagine you still think the moon is a big light bulb in the sky.

[haysi06]

I am kinda new here so who is worth stalking ;)

Hays x

[k9 fott]

Whatt the fruck are you talking about ruby

[k9 fott]

oh well dankersun you so much wiffy I love you to so much to Get yor nuts ot baby and stick em in

[ruby27]

whiffey
I would gladly provide darling little stars but,
you digressed onto meat eating, sorry as a veggie and a political opponent of you, I am seriously unsure about rating via AB stars

[olly8080]

fcuk me i dont even look who im posting an answer to this has got to be a wind up

[haysi06]

How do you get stars??

[ruby27]

olly8080
very brave of you, Most would not replicate your verve.

[sleepy1]

hahaha thanks ruby for my 3 stars

[Rubyrose]

I can't say I've ever trawled through posts to find someones name but I do/did get that fluffy feeling when a certain person would post.