Where's my Imposter?

[China Doll]

Everyone else has got one! I demand an imposter....

And they'd better be good looking too.

But not better looking than me.

And I'll want some sort of proof that they really are not me but I'm not proving to you all that I am me but you'll know they're not me cause it's me that's me and you all know me and they're definitely not me.

Cheers
China

[4getmenot]

china dont worry my imposter wasnt good looking and has a tash so I wouldnt get too jealous

[Doc Spock]

How do we know you are you.

[Pippa68]

As imitation is supposed to be the sincerest form of flattery I am so disappointed that nobody wants to be me :o(

[johnlambert]

I couldn't be your imposter China, but if your looking for a stalker......
BTW, I know where you live

[China Doll]

Raises eyebrow

I should hope you don't know where I live!

I want an imposter. Now!! I hate being left out!

[leelapops]

"I am China Doll". "No, I am China Doll"....
:)

[pixiepie]

i am china doll

[Gromit]

A friend recently revealed he had an 'interesting' video starring someone called China Doll, but I do not think it was you.

[B00]

Ya know CD I'm decidedly dischuffed too, over two years I've been 'ere and do I have an imposter of my very own? Do I chuffing hell. What do we have to do to get one? Form a campaign? Lobby AB HQ?

[4getmenot]

No I'm China Doll and so's my wife

[johnlambert]

No
I am China Doll
no hold on
I am Sparticus!!!

[pixiepie]

lol johnlambert but i think you will find im china doll and sparticus on the weekends

[Octavius]

Rubber Doll was banned years ago for inappropriate expressions, blowing things out of proportion, being a bit of an airhead and generally just full of wind.

Super Doll was carted off to an institution after getting trapped in a phone box for two weeks going slowly senile.

Bendy Doll performed an unexpected solo manoeuvre which usually involves 3 people and ended up with her own head stuck up her own �..

Taiwan Doll was banned for mistranslating baby words for swear words in front of very young children.

Russian Doll, well she started off big and then when she opened up, there was a littler one inside, and then when she opened up, there was a littler one inside, and then when she opened up, there was a littler one inside, and then when she opened up, there was a littler one inside, and what we are left with is anyone�s guess.

[johnlambert]

Did I say Sparticus?
I meant Sporticus
I am Sporticus, (and so is sid, my great big hairy



























































spider)

[pixiepie]

thought you would be a bit old for watching lazy town johnlambert. Of course i dont watch it at all and couldnt name any of the charecters or sing the theme tune lol

[China Doll]

Gromit - What's your mate called and I'll tell you? ;0)

Boobies - You did have an imposterer once though, I remember!

I still see no impostrererer.... Will one of you put the bl00dy effort in?! Christ... It's discrimination, that's what it is!

[B00]

i think i'm in love with Sporticus, though I do wish he had Robby Rotten's lazy slob attitude to life.

[B00]

and i did think of appeasing you CD and making an imposterererer, but all i could think of was China Dull, I didn't think you'd be impressed.

[China Doll]

Wench!!!

[pixiepie]

oh boo i too think sporticus is hot although he would probably dump me as i wouldnt be leaping around doing cartwheels all day. More likely to find me sat on sofa eating chocolate