AB is run by children it seems!

[CraigOO7]

I am trying to get my ban sorted and have received emails from AB Editor & the technical support team.

Here is part of 1 message from AnswerBank Editor..

" I'll forward this to technical how will rectify the problem shorty "

Note the word HOW instead of WHO and then an insult to end by calling me SHORTY!!

And then this morning from the technical team this piece of literary genius..
" It appears that you have been banned and tha's why you cannon log-in. Please contact the Editor to resolve the matter of ban on you account "
THA'S WHY?? CANNON LOG-IN?? THE MATTER OF BAN ON YOU ACCOUNT??

Keep up the very good work AB!!

[B00]

oh i know you love me really Craig, resistance is futile ;-)

beryl- hiya girly, thankyou, lol. but I've had to cancel it til next Friday as Mr Boo cant get time off work as such short notice, must say the receptionist at hospital was very snotty when i rescheduled...lol

sorry Craig- do carry on

[Gromit]

Don't knock the Technical team at this bad time. They got their A Level results yesterday, and both only scraped a C in Basic IT.

I'm using Netscape for the first time in years. It's like meeting an ex-girlfriend and realising you still fancy her.

[CraigOO7]

Thanks for the support Laurence, good luck on Sunday mate, hope you lose 2-0! :o)

[jackthehat]

Actually, if the suspicions posted on an earlier thread are correct and AB HQ is in Kettering.............I'm impressed with their standards of literacy.......

[Gromit]

Domain name:
answerbank.co.uk

Registrant:
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Registrant's address:
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Relevant dates:
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[toonmilo]

Morning All!

Yes, i'm up for a bring craig back campaign! lol

I was surprised you didn't get that horrible text speak in your reply from the AB team Craig! Be grateful that it sort of made sense! lol

ne way, shd b a gud game on sun wiv pool and chels. i go wiv a 1 1 draw. gerrds fut mite urt an i don fink he wil mak da englund mtch.

Morning B00, did you bring an apple in today for the Ed??


;-)

[laurence2]

Thats more like the craig i know.


JT is back and Essien hopefully, so a repeat of the 4-1 drubbing a couple of years back with Drogba running riot with liverpools back four will surfice! :0)

Good luck on sunday craig, bring it on

[B00]

now now toon, you're in enough trouble withyour recent BB stunt ;-)

[CraigOO7]

Morning Milo. Didn't understand a word of your 2nd paragraph sorry!

Laurence, bring it on or dream on?

I will take either of the 2 results when your shower visited Anfield last season, so either 2-0 or 1-0 will do for me.

And can you tell Fat Frank NOT to tread on Gerrard's toe please. :o)

[laurence2]

Craig.

We haven't had a proper back four visit your place for two odd years {not an excuse}.

You HAVE to win on sunday, whereas we do not, our new expansive game this season will ultimately win the prem title back again, surely you cannot be happy with the BORING wins against Villa & toulouse, and did Gerrard go down all to easy to win the free kick against villa {i think so} tho credit where it is due {great free kick}

Chelsea WILL score on sunday for sure, it really depends on what back 4 we have available to put out as even i would admit, that going to anfield understrength at the back will make us struggle

Prediction 1-1

[toonmilo]

Gerrard can outpass Frank and score more goals even with his dodgy foot!

Malouda and Riise to score on Sunday.


throws broken yellow crayons at B00

[beryllium]

Lol... B00.... snotty eh??? did you ask her if she had a tissue handy? summink to blow her snotty nose into??? ;)

[redcrx]

am i a favourite of AB ED

oh how nice

[laurence2]

toon. Your a man of knowledge.

What are Lamps & Gerrards goalscoring records over the last 4 seasons?

[toonmilo]

Last 4 seasons for Fat Frank have been
22, 23, 22, 20

Gerrard = 14, 25, 15, 7

Gerrard is still a better player though in my opinion and i reckon his goals added together with all the assists he has would outweigh Franks goals and assists. Resulting in more goals overall courtesy of Gerrard!

I mainly base my opinion on performances for England anyway laurence.

[jackthehat]

Are there any stats on selfish shots and wasted chances ?

Bet those for Fat Frank far outweigh the sublime Mr Gerrard !

[netibiza]

well that message from the Ed is very similar to a discussion I had recently whilst in England, with Orange Call Centre (in Delhi) it was dreadful and I could not understand one thing they said. Who can we blame, cos it's not our fault.

[jamesisgod]

Long live the AB Editor!!! Stop complaining shorty!

Lol...

[dot.hawkes]

I think that the techno team is based in a forteign country, they sent me a reply about the recent post box fault after I emailed them, I explained exactly what was wrong and they replied:
"Dear dot.hawkes, This is a message from the Answerbank Support Team. Would you please give us more details on the problem and which categories itinvolves. All your help would be appreciated. Kind Regards--The AnswerBank Technical Support

So when i got that after getting in from work i replied and said i had already told them what was wrong but they may have fixed it so it didn't matter, then they replied:(and the gaps actually were in the email)

Dear dotty.,



This is a message from the Answerbank Support Team.



This has been already fixed. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.



Kind Regards

--

The AnswerBank Technical Support

i think maybe they are being taught English as a foreign language.

[jno]

standard form email, Dot, they probably had to send it out to thousands of ABers at once. You used to get more personalised care here, lots of hugs and cups of tea, but nowadays the techies have to spend all their days binning CraigOO7's messages so they haven't got the time.