BC, So your first post was to introduce us to bum crack, the second to tell us to grow up and use the site as intended. I assume, we are therefore not meant to follow your lead?
It is a pity you feel you cannot ask a serious Q, but you must also remember you can provide a serious A. It�s a 2-way street, so whilst you may not wish to ask a question, I am sure you could make a valuable contribution with some good, serious and informative answers where possible. That is Answerbank. Welcome, whoever you are.