i need a new name and attitude

[velvet lady]

sorry for being foul this week, spotty has had a go at me, so will turn over a new shiny leaf from now. had a day from hell last nite, but keep going back for more as i know i`m helping people live a better life.

please will you all forgive me? and what new name shall i come under? thanks xxx

[spottychops]

how about

" stroupybutnicereallylady"

[B00]

Why do you need a new name? Nowt up with this one is there?

You've been no stroppier than most on 'ere (me included), so forget it, move on, just be yourself and enjoy the site :-)

[velvet lady]

ok!! i`m relaxed and happy now i`ve had a cheesy tiger bread cob with baby tomatoes and a espresso

[redcrx]

no need for a new name is there? why not just watch what you say when its getting out of hand?

[whiffey]

There are great difficulties coming back with a different name, because it's almost impossible not to burst out 'Cooee it's me back, velvet lady' - rather blows the plot !

Stay with what you've got, it's nice, but if you insist, I'll bet scrofula, Potter Minor, gibbonwhoop, are all up for grabs.

[velvet lady]

why?

i love my coffees, only have one in the morning, and then loads of herbal tea and water. no hot drinks where i work! u`d get attacked by flying kettles!!!!!

i`m giving this website to some of my clients so they cn post their comments, will be hysterical!!!!!

[velvet lady]

whiffey, dont get those names?!!!! i need something to reflect me!!!! : hard working, dedicated, athletic, party animal, drunkun abuser of gin, and sellotape to tape up my large gob.

[B00]

Oh I say, what do you mean by "clients"....?

[velvet lady]

rather than residents,

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

back soon with new name, if i get "Spotted" i`ll send some tips to sue

[velvet lady]

sod it, if u hate me, so wot!!!! i have to answer some of these threads with humour as they are sooooooo funny!! like can i have noodles on a green day? who gives a f^^k. its funny though and a great release after a bad day at work

[baileybird]

i think you are ace

people post questions on here asking for a response and then go off on their rocker when they get an answer they dont like.

this place thrives on people like you

i was amazed by the 'tips' responses and i still agree with you

you must give us all a clue

how about velvetpsychocomesgood

[velvet lady]

baileybird - thanks!!! have you read the "tips" thread? its soooooooooo funny. now i`ve been told to take evening primrose!!! classy lady aint she!!! i wonder if she takes anything? try this for a start "tips" lady

http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/vf/productima ges/HB/H080W000/HB082747_R_H080W000.gif

[baileybird]

i tell you what velvet lady, i wouldnt employ the girl and wouldnt employ her miserable mother either

[dolly pond]

blimy!! did i miss something whilst sunning myself in birmingham selling houses? whos the miserable girl then?