what if chatterbank closes? where will we all meet? online pub somewhere? will there be a shelter and blankets, with soup and rolls? who will care for legend and his homeless inflatable girlfriend? If Chatterbank goes I'm sure she'll feel let down.
Poor old leg end, Cerescape couldn't accept that you were a genuine idiot rather than an aliar$e idiot. I really felt for you in your struggles against 5-paragraph mods.
that's a nice picture blethy. But why are the ducks shying away from the tasty treat you are offering?
In fact: are they real ducks? You look like a girl certainly, but maybe are a female mannequin with stuffed ducks and fake duckfood.
As my mum used to say: "If it looks like a duck, flies like a duck, and sounds like a duck, it could well just be a motorised stuffed duck with a speaker in."