A separate category for OAPS

[blu3wave]

Can we have a brand new user friendly category just for OAPS, called the 'Oldy Mouldy' Section with subsections like: Back in the Days, Old Records, Old Radio Shows, etc etc.... as these oldies are taking over many of the other sections with their non-stop mumble jumble ....
Many thanks.

[cazzz1975]

and some biscuits to soak in the tea, my teeth aint what they used to be..me being doddering an all

[dot.hawkes]

My son has started making me green nettle tea Louise, it is very different but pleasant enough

[Robinia]

well, I'll just sit here in this corner & widdle myself

takes false teeth out & hurls 'em at blu3wave > > >

[Ethel]

I remember when I passed my driving test - petrol was dirt cheap, no speed cameras, no traffic jams, park where you like - free, it was quite ok to drive home from the pub where you could smoke while you had your few pints...those were the days.

Ho! If I tell you how much my mortgage was you'll cry - especially if I tell how much my home is worth now.
Happy days.

And no fear of Aids when I was young and adventurous. Now there is no fear of pregnancy. What fun!!

Now I am long retired - have the time and enery to go to my gym whenever I like, I have the money to indulge my love of gadgets and plenty of time to use them -and I can still park where I like, free. With my blue badge.


Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again


Please please give me own category where I can be quietly smug and revel in my sheer good luck.

[blu3wave]

You Oaps make me sick, I'm signing off now as I feel outnumbered on this site.
Also, please leave dopey out of it, he's not 'elderly', nor an oap, just a cute young hamster who's enjoying life.

[dot.hawkes]

and we only had 3 questions to answer when we did a driving test (still got 6 wrong though : (( )

[dot.hawkes]

never heard of an old hamster though

[Louisa 69]

What was that you said Cazzz didn't quite catch that, did you have yer teeth in when you spoke ? :))

Never tried the nettle tea , Dot but have had the mint one it's really refreshing on a summers day.

[cazzz1975]

he would barely make a fashion bangle blu3wave, and knowing you kids you probably leave him suffocating in his own excrement. I doubt he has probably ever eaten hamster food. probably been fed on chicken mc nuggets

[cazzz1975]

my teeth keep coming out louisa, I have to try that stuff where the woman can eat baguettes again, I like to have a milky cuppa with a sucky biscuit followed by a mint imperial

appy days

[smudge]

Just got out me rocking chair & hobbled in with me zimmer frame! Oh, hang on, me smelly pink drawers are falling down, nearly tripped over 'em. Ah, that's better, just loosened off me corset.....

What was that you were saying Megan dear? Oh yeah, see you at the disco & I bet we'll out dance blu!

Cheeky rascal - I'm a grandmother too blu & I can still run up the stairs two at a time, touch me toes, do lots of swimming & dance the night away! I'm trendy, have all me teef & look years younger than my real age - so people tell me!

Been cracking up reading some of these posts!

[dot.hawkes]

but I bet you can't button yer liberty bodice with one hand eh smudge? : ))))

[gen2]

I thought OAPs already had a home to go to on here. Wasn't it called 'Biddybank' or something? I think they hang out in old threads long since forgotten but we seldom see them because they are only allowed out once every three months or so (under supervision) and have to be back before Matron goes off duty.

[unionworkeru]

As long as you have sections for sex drugs and rock and roll.

[smudge]

Ha, ha Dot - I'd need me glasses to do that, but I can never find 'em! ;o}

Yeah, I used to reside in that old Biddy home gen, but the snoring got on me nerves, so I zoomed off on me electric scooter! ;o}

[Louisa 69]

well you better get back here right now smudge, cos that's not your hat on your head, it's the tea cosy and they'll all be a grumping that their teas gone cold :))

*tuts at smudge*

[smudge]

Ha, ha, Louisa! I'd better get to bed & hide under the covers then!

Sweet dreams. -xx-

[Louisa 69]

Yes well se if your specks are under there whilst your at it :)))

Night, night smudge,sleep well.

[netibiza]

....and it's only thanks to us oldies that you youngsters have any sex, WE discovered it and made it better. You have a lot to thank us for, so a bit of respect please.

Oh by the way smudge them's not drawers them's bloomers and EthelI can do up my liberty bodice using the button hook for my shoes.

[smudge]

Ha, ha, Neti, I was going say bloomers, but didn't know if blu3wave would know what they were, hee, he!!

You're right - where would these youngsters be without us, 'specially after discovering Sex in the 60's!!!

My Mum used have button hook way back in the 20's! Wish I had a liberty bodice on today - it's freezing out there!