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[B00]

I fail to see how the annual bit of how's ya father will help lose weight?

Surely you're not suggesting we try doing that mucky stuff more than once a year are you?

How very dare you!

[netibiza]

Stretching?? I stretch as far away as I can, but he still gets to me!!

[B00]

Oh the brute Neti, have you thought of taking a rolling pin to bed to bonk him on the head with if he gets into one of those excitable moments?

Honestly- dont us wimin have enough to put up with huh?

[LoftyLottie]

Thanks for this thread BOO. I needed cheering up!!

[B00]

I've noticed you haven't answered the question though Lottie, which leads me to believe you subscribe to the "more than 2 minutes more than once a year" brigade.


You trollop!

;-)

[bigmamma]

Omg .....I'll take the 5th on my answer seeing as I don't weigh much !!!!

[Robinia]

haha, you & me both bm!
mmm, I always knew that 'pulling the sheet up' was a euphemism neti

if they add the word recently to the last option I wouldn't feel so excluded.....? :o(

[yinyang]

I see no-one has beat my 5 times a year record yet - whoo hoo!
I really really fancy getting a pizza now ( and that's not a euphemism, I'm just starving ) .

[netibiza]

But BOO we ALWAYS use the rolling pin around the head method, is there any other way???

[China Doll]

I suddenly feel a bit of a nympho reading this thread!

[netibiza]

Well then me old China get thee hence!!!

[aka pixi]

hmm China now theres competition for the strumpet hat ;)

[China Doll]

Hmmm.... Well I'm going to be honest so hold on to your nellies... It's been known for me to have sex five times in one month (with no special ocasion).

I'll join one of those sex addicts clubs. (Acutally it could be a nice way to meet people!)

[aka pixi]

China put the hat on yourself, I darent come that close in case its catching, Im aghast (it was the no special occasion bit that did it lol)

[China Doll]

I'm ashamed of myself.

I apologise.

Dons Strumpet Hat

[B00]

5 times in one month???? Oh my goodness!!

I'm shocked and stunned CD, and i'm not sure which bit to be shocked at more- the fact you've been 'unnecessary' that amount of times or that you've had the audacity to tell us on a public forum.

shameful, shameful behaviour!

[China Doll]

I've even been known to enjoy it too Boobies.

What shall I do? Is there any hope for me?

I need help to change my wicked ways!

[netibiza]

I'm sorry but I shall have to leave this forum <5 times in a MONTH?> that girl needs her head (or something) looking at! errr maybe I should rephrase that!!!

[B00]

No no no, don't you be leaving Neti, we need fine upstanding citizens like you around. It's that trollop CD that needs to be run out of town, fancy rubbing salt in the wound by saying she likes it too?

Enough's enough- lets tar and feather her now and be done with it.

[China Doll]

It's not my fault... it's me glands!

[aka pixi]

enjoy it? oh my goodness! erm is there something you can take for that ? lol