Legend, why do you have such a constant need to be noticed?
If you ceased from scrolling, which is pretty boring anyway, you might get noticed for the right reasons, and not for playing like a naughty boy, who refuses to do what mummy says.
Imagine what it would be like if everybody acted so silly? People would leave Answerbank in droves, or at least leave the scrolled threads to the kindergarden brigade.
Once or twice was funny, but now you repeat the same old, "joke," and everybody has heard it before, and you don't get a laugh, just an, "Oh gawd!"