Shannon Matthews (AGAIN!!!!!!) I apologise if somebody else has said this, but is it beyond the realms of possibility that Shannon herself was involved in her own kidnapping?
"Look shazzy, just be a good girl for a month or so and you can have loads of chocolate and a new tracksuit. If you speak with the filth (Police in scummage langauge) then just deny everything. innit"
I know she is the under the age of criminal responsibility and you can not aid and abet could neglect if you are the child, but it is a feasible idea.
I would put nothing past this family of cheats, liars, criminals, child abusers and generally the most ugliest clan of peasants outside of Wales I have ever seen.
Maybe the whole street knew and were in on it? lol. Do it up with the proceeds and then spend the rest on MD 20/20, Special Brew (Tramps Central Heating) and Bacardi Geezers for the kiddies - have a massive street party, get hammered and get on the telly, spend the next 10 years giving interviews to take a break and Tricia.
Thing is, I've got nothing against the English or those I know and, likewise the Scots and Irish. Ok so Wardy hates most countries but he goes on and on about the Welsh and Im sick of it!!
He does have a point about Wales though, I had the misfortune to visit Newport at the weekend and the estate I went to made Dewsbury look like Belgravia. Sorry but it's true.