Dearest Whiffey.

[Abdulmajid]

I rarely undertake in sycophantic (sense the scotch reaching for their dictionaries) or personal threads, but thought I will write one to you.

Now I am fully aware that I have berated you in the past and I wish to humbly apologise for any undue upset or distress I may have caused you from an historic perspective.

However, upon reflection and more so in recent times, I wish to inform you that your style of writing and assumed Received Pronunciation you no doubt orate (sense the scotch again) really is second to none.

I am in fact honoured that certain atavists here believe I am you and vice versa and when another great raconteur enters the debate that we/i are/am he, namely newsdesk, is also included. It is indeed sartorial compliment when we are likened, even more so when we are the same.

I doff my hat to you dear Whiffey, and without sounding patronising in anyway, I am glad you have refound your once exacting wit that, to be honest, is probably the greatest on here.

Whiffey, regardless of your returned opinion, I like you. I really do.

[Jugglering]

Lots of giggles emanating from this particular household now.... giggle

[babybow]

rofl

[whiffey]

Well bu$$er me

[bobtheturkey]

makes my washing machine problems seem trivial now doesnt it?

[kitiekebab]

see if your nice wardie is nice and i hope he has a nice meal the noo

do not forget the viagra hun

[Abdulmajid]

Whiffey I said I like you. This does not mean, nor was ever intended to simulate, that I in fact wish to partake in acts of sodomy with you. A hetero-snog maybe, but no bum fun.

I am however flattered.

[logic]

oooerr whiff reaches for the vaseline.

[legend006]

Well bugggery asid eid just like to say how nice this thread is.Infact reading over todays threads theres been an abundance of nice threads since early this morning.I find it very refreshing to find people being so nice .Although inviting someone to buggger me would go beyond my idea of nice , though it may indeed appeal to others as a nice thing to do.



ISNT IT NICE ?

[kitiekebab]

very nice and i hope wardies meal is nice the noo too

[logic]

indeed

[whiffey]

kittiekebab are you Scottish?

[logic]

that's made me feel unwanted nar. :-(

[neo.]

someone told me ages ago that 2 sworn enemies on here are the same person and they had proof

[B00]

Neo- that comment was about as useful as a chocolate teapot. we need...names of who the two people are, who said it and evidence of the proof- or it all means diddly ;-)

[China Doll]

BOOBIES!!!! :c)

Not that I'm pleased to see you in these halls or owt!

[legend006]

Nice to see you zorro.
Ive heard the same story but suspect oif its true that tehse are not the same one who is two.
Though it may be a nice female witha male nemesis.
Nice to think on eh ?

[B00]

CD!!! My little prickly porcuine, how are you? Aint 'seen' you in ages girl, where ya been?

[neo.]

it was naz nomad who told me.....he wud not say who they were only that they had c0cked up by emailing him with wrong email....ie the other persons email...it was hinted that whiffey was on of the persons tho.....i presume u have crashed out of yoville aswell...i cant get back in

[legend006]

It would be nice to think you knew who it was but i think theres no way to confirm this without a nice public confession.And thats hardly likely.

Nice try though.

[B00]

Nar, I logged out, I was getting hit on my a persistant Egyptian bloke, was very un-nerving.

I' m willing to bet Whiffey is at least a dozen users on here, but he'll never admit it, so no point worrying about it.