The truth about usernames

[A.Guest]

Usernames come in many guises.

Many have a personal connection, others are plays on words, even real names. Some are cryptic, some plain idiotic, others amusing or significant.

But then there are the abusive, obnoxious, sick and inappropriate.

But the ones which are best are those which are significant, self explanatory and true to life - expressing one's own character.

And top of the tree must be Gormless. Says it all doesn't it?

[Gormless]

You're a fan then?

[dot.hawkes]

What category do I come under then?

[A.Guest]

Thanks for your comment no.knowledge

You have proven the point perfectly.

[scotgal]

You're right about theGust no.knowledge - all wind and no p!ss

[Gormless]

What point?

[rugeleyboy]

i feel quite happy then??... i beleive mine is selfexplanaory?

[mrs.chappie]

Mine's self-explanatory too.

[sir.knobby]

Please sir.prize dont let them get to you as you know as well as me it is only a matter of time now annit

[A.Guest]

Knobby - - it's not rocket science is it?

[Gormless]

What isn't rocket science? You are being quite obscure.

[tranmerekid]

i bet fakebook is quite 2night

[sir.knobby]

And of course we have to ebb and flow with the tide

There is a line between mucking about on here and going overboard and you have to let things go sometime and just laugh at them.

So sir.P chill out a bit and hope to meet you in grief in the reef

[tranmerekid]

i thought everton123 was you

[A.Guest]

scotgirl - thanks for your three-star comment. But don't worry too much.

I am sure you make up for my deficiencies in the 'p' department.