AB Xmas song

[netibiza]

"Christmas time,
Ed's feeling fine,
finger on the button
and drinking the wine -
"I'll teach the ABers
to argue with me-
Now I'm in the mood to ban
everyone I see"

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

[daniela31]

It's got to be the Christmas no. 1...............

[mrs_overall]

Neti is merry
Cos she's been at the sherry!


Well.....it's a start for verse 2!

[LoftyLottie]

Bye Neti, nice knowing you ;o) xx

[eash]

Cool! I love it! :-)

[funnygirl]

Mrs O, you're on fire today!!!

[netibiza]

Go on mrs o continue, I don't want to be the only one that is banned!!!!

[mrs_overall]

Thanks funnygirl :)

I fear I've peaked too soon....

[mrs_overall]

Twas the first night of Christmas
But where was the Ed?
Was he drinking his meths
Or lying poory in bed?

Where was his deputy?
We needed his firm hand
To rein in troublemakers
And get them all banned.

[mrs_overall]

*poorly*

[netibiza]

Yeah - it's the AB Factor!!!

[mrs_overall]

Thank you.

You've been a wonderful audience.

Please buy my merchandise as you leave the auditorium.

[netibiza]

<<weeping genteely>> I'd like to thank my wonderful parents and dog for helping me gain this ABoscar!!!

[zzxxee]

thats briliant netibiza

[mrs_overall]

I like your first one better vibrasphere

[zzxxee]

christmas time, time for us to whine, about everday issues, but we cant get online, we offended the ed and he shouts with glee, its time to ban everyone on here he he

[mrs_overall]

So much talent on this site.

Where is Simon Cowell when we need him?

[netibiza]

mrs o has your petition on Chatterbank been removed, I can't find it!!

[4getmenot]

no my one last year cannot be beaten. lol

I�d like to buy a present for each and everyone
Who come on here and make my day so much fun
For pippa a woopie cushion
I think she knows just why
For 4GS not a problem
A sophisticated tie

For whiskeysherri well�.
A bottle for the day
And legend a pooh stick
To keep the fans away

For unrulyJulie some handcuffs
To keep her out of trouble
For helliebobs a cooling fan
To stop her glowing at the double

Last but not least for being who she is
A jumbo hug for redcrx
For being my big sis :-)