Where should the wedding of

[MWB]

Knobby & Dot be held?

PS: To those who have had a sharp intake of breath at this - IT IS JUST A JOKE!

[tamborine]

How about at the end of the world.....with you doing the honours....kiwi style, hungi thrown in?

[MWB]

It's hangi.

It's one option, tambo. But if it were to be held at a marae, Dot would have to take off her shoes. Protocol.

[Kidd72]

is this a Coronation street thing? shouldn't it be be in TV tho ?

[MWB]

No. This is real!

Really!

[craft1948]

................had a quick peek..........I'm keeping well clear.....

[B00]

Agree with Vibra.

Whilst some of you might think it's funny, I'm sure Dotty herself doesn't And you can say it's a joke until you're blue in the face but it's at another users expense and in bad taste.

[redcrx]

i know ive had little sleep, but can someone that gets it please explain the joke?

[B00]

Red-someone (Legend I think) said that Dotty and knobby were like Jack and Vera as they behave like an old bickering married couple. Now everyone else thinks it's highly funny to try to pair the two of them off.

Quite why anyone would think this is funny (well unless you're 12 or with the IQ of a donut) is anyones guess, But I can assure you that dotty will not find it amusing no matter how much you capitalise "this is a joke"

[sqad617]

BOO....ffs......this is cybertalk....everything is a joke on CB....it is not reality.

sqad
Aged 12
IQ..of a doughnut.

[MWB]

I like donuts.

Especially 12 year old ones.

[B00]

Sqad- with all due respect, your idea of humour on here is going into the Family section and winding other users up on there, so forgive me if I take your comments with a massive pinch of salt.

[sqad617]

BOO...you are forgiven.

[dot.haukes]

I don't find it funny in the least and it is definately like a school yard gang of imbecilic bullies that are perpetuating the so called funnyness of it.

You can write the words IT IS A JOKE as big as you damn well like MWB, but it is a joke at my expense which makes you look pathetic and stupid, just by doing this you won't ingratiate yourself with legend any further than you have done already, noone could be that far up anyones ar$e.

[leggymezziah]

Is this the same booo that was saying yesterday about angel if we dont like it ignore it ?

Sorry booo you have a great sense of humour in an extreeeeeeemly infantile way about cakes ffs.

Anything mentioning a cake is fkin hilaaarious apparently.

And fro someone who claims to be a fan of red dwarf and cant see the funny side to dotty and knobby being jack and vera then i think youre just being a crabbit old bint.
Get a grip and laugh at the 2 of them.
If not for you and now it seems trigga suking dots colonh then maybe her and knobby would stop their crap?
but no you will feed it and congratulations to you
evry arguement between them i will now post on

saying

thos arguement endorsed and encouraged by boo.have french fancy.

get a grip or go watch jeremy kyle ffs.

you really are a bore.

[B00]

So with that ^ in mind MWB- any chance you can now stop all this?

As you can see your chosen target doesn't find this particular joke amusing. If you continue with it all you'll achieve is making youself look a bully and vindictive, sure that's not something you wish others to think of you as is it?

[leggymezziah]

Trigger youre now developing a mwb obsession.

lol shes gone from mini-me to a parrot now?

are you seeing this?

as for dot haukes , any woman who posst about someonews wife shagging a barman , which whiffy has reposted on an almost daily basis, but nit exactly , if you really think me calling you vera duckworth is bulllying then you truly are a silly old bint.

bint i believe is now ok to call you a syou now calll pastafreak and anyone you deem fit a bint.

or did i read your thread wrongly ?

[B00]

I couldn't give a stuff whether you find my humour funny or not Legend. Mine isn't usually at the espense of others.

It's time you and your harem found another target to victimise. This joke (hah) has gone stale (unlike my cakes)