My name is NoM.....

[NoMercy]

....and I am a McDonalds-a-holic.

I can't beat the greasy awesomeness of a big fat Big Mac, and I love the salty goodness of some fat laden onion rings.
I'll also be honest and admit to my fantasy over McD's employees. I applied for a job there recently just so I could be close to the acne-ridden teenagers in their uber sexy uniforms

McDonals Rocks!! Forever


PS I also have a secret crush on AOG from News, and Jeremey Kyle from the telly :)

[boxtops]

I feel a spot of Truth or Dare coming on.....

[honky-tonk]

Remember a moment on the lips a life time on the hips, seriously i went through a stage of eating that cr@p and put on half a stone.

[pastafreak]

ROFL !!!!!

[NoMercy]

Bob is busy being a hero at the moment Butch, where as I am being a good little housewife. I'm even wearing furry marigolds and a white apron!

PS Bob has an awesome car, and the speed camera people are all fatherless individuals!!

[boxtops]

what, like these, NoM? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk...s&hash=item3f04ce9ec8

[dotty.]

Even I was not fooled by this one, the jessica fletcher one was puzzling but your denial was convincing, this one is just sheer fantasy.

[NoMercy]

This is the last fcuking time I leave myself logged in.

[boxtops]

LOL NoM - happens to the best of us when you share a computer!!

[dotty.]

mmm, right ok.

[NoMercy]

Hahaha, she walked away again. Will she never learn? muwahahaha :)

[pastafreak]

You could never be a troll Bob...you can't keep a straight face......

[NoMercy]

I actually ended up in the back of one of his trucks last night after a minor asthma attack. We were both steaming last night! :-(

[boxtops]

That sounds quite - back of a truck... hmm, more Truth or Dare, methinks.

[jaydah]

ambulance does not read nookie-nest, even backwards.

[anneasquith]

" acne ridden teenagers " nice !