I Am Gay

[ttfn]

as in 'happy'. I can carry a bundle of twigs, pop a bouquet garni into my casserole or enjoy Mr Brains' finest but cannot type 'fag got' in one word. I can watch sea birds, hoover my tufted carpet, buy tobacco but would I get away with typing 'sh ag' on here?

What has happened to the English language? There may be more even more examples you can think of. It just seems rather a sad indictment to me.

Shakespeare, Shakespeare - wherefore art thou Shakespeare?

[boxtops]

ttfn, even the great Will would obviously be subject to the spellchecker and the AB censor these days. Malvolio and his cross-banded tights would probably be criticised too.

[bibblebub]

there's not much fardel bearing these days

[Dris]

hahaha Boxys gay and now i am :(

[dotty.]

I am pondering similar critical thoughts, like, why are there so many ABers asking for answers to a 'Superbrain' quizz, and more importantly, are they aiming too high?

[boxtops]

LaLaLa - fingers in my ears ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Shakespeare - most apropos for this thread and the one on Canadian fa$$ots.

Anagram for the Bard is He Speak Arse - last word may not come through but is pronounced arrse

[boxtops]

^ sorry dotty, that was for dris not you!!

[ummmm]

Shag.....see :-)

[DTCwordfan]

oh, that word is permitted!

[Dris]

theres another one thats not DT -try again

[eyethenkyew]

No, sorry, you're not allowed to use the word in that context nowadays. The gay brigade wouldn't like it. You might confuse them(if that's still possible?)

Standing by for the PC removal of this post.

[boxtops]

I hope not, ETY!

[Prudie]

Can you say the magician waved his wand and it was gone in a poof?

[DTCwordfan]

I was referring to mine and not ummmm's.....lol

[DTCwordfan]

or I put a fairy on top of the Christmas tree?

[boxtops]

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. (or isn't that allowed, either?)

[eyethenkyew]

boxtops,

Or "queendom"?

[NazNomad]

I agree, the word-filtering on here is shít.

[dotty.]

too bloody right it's Sugar.

[boxtops]

How did you get that through, naz?!