It's Christmas

[marval]

Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.

'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .

'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.


A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound.

He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise them yourself?'

'Of course I do,' the butcher replied. 'They were only 50p a pound this morning!'


Christmas Books

The Art of Kissing
Miss L Toe

Winning at Charades
Vic Tree

Guessing your Presents
P King

Bad Gifts
M.T. Box

How to get a Great Present
B Good

What do you do after Christmas Dinner
Clare Inup

101 Cures for Indigestion
Ivor Pain

Sledging for Beginners
I.C. Bottom

Christmas Questions
I Dunnoe & Noah Little

I'd rather have fish for Christmas Dinner
Ann Chovie

Happy New Year
Mary Christmas

Will Grandpa come for Christmas
Woody Kum

Too much Christmas Dinner
O. Beets

My Brother Hogs all the Potatoes
Dick Tator


The four stages of life

You believe in Santa Claus
You don’t believe in Santa Claus
You become Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus.

[starone]

Just read this out to my son-in-law through my laughter. I could hardly read some of them I was laughing so much. Thanks marval.

[marval]

I am glad they made you laugh Star.

[flump1]

Lovely marvel x

[marval]

Thank you flump