Can we invent a new cuss word?

[flobadob]

I was just thinking that the words Sugar Fosters ass Lady Veg flump and bitch are not allowed and I was thinking could we come up with another word to be banned? Like Crick? Or Drimmer? Or Sitmo?

[mike11111]

Flobadob seems to fit the bill admirably. If it was good enough for Bill and Ben it's good enough for me.

[MarkRae]

I like it! What's the usage? Is it something like "You're an ignorant, illiterate flobadob"...?

[flobadob]

Well then flobadob you mike, you flobadobbing flobadobber.

[mike11111]

Weeeed!

[flobadob]

And mark is the most flobadobbing flobadob that ever flobbing flobbed.

[MarkRae]

^^ quod erat demonstrandum...

[mike11111]

Shh! The gardener's finished his dinner. But I think the little house knows about this, don't you?

[Sir Alec]

I like Frag and Scud. They were swear words in a futuristic mag I used to read.

[Cowtipper]

The best cuss words are ones that can be a verb, noun, adjective, and adverb.

[flobadob]

hop?

[mike11111]

Please give us an example.

[Cowtipper]

Flobadob

[flobadob]

Well behind the times cowboy.

[mike11111]

Whilst I can conceive "flobadob" as being a noun, verb or adjective, I have difficulty in accepting it as an adverb, unless sufixed by "ly" or "ing" or even "ingly".

[flobadob]

Yes, then it just becomes a mouthful. That's what she said.

[Cowtipper]

Mostly I use cuss words as expletives. I try to keep them out of full sentences. Flobadobingly has a nice ring to it.

[flobadob]

Yes, well that's all and well flobbing well good tipper but I'm trying to get a flobbing word flobbered, for want of a better flobbiing word.

[mike11111]

"Flobadob" is copyright to the English (UK) only world, as evinced by this programme designed to teach enunciation to young children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF9JSxkUSE

[Cowtipper]

I sound a bit like that when talking to my weed too.