we've got one in the airing cupboard..My wife puts all the toiletries on the floor of the cupboard but when i want anything out of there it has vanished into the hole..
Wormhole... strange things are appearring on a small planet the other side of the Horsehead nebula... They are sending space ships to investigate the strange one legged beings who send them garments...
They have evolved into wormholes with entry point unknown but exit point inside wardrobes. You lose chuck keys in the entry point and they come back as wire clothes hangers in the wardrobe