Two word story.

[graemer]

I found a site which has inspired me to find out how clever Abers are. Can you write a two word short story? Example:

Death of a Duck Hunter

"Duck!" "Where?"

(by M. Stanley Bubien) 

[THECORBYLOON]

Death of a Spy   "Almonds?" "Cyanide!"  

[graemer]

The Amorous Vicar's Wife

"Amazing, Grace"

[ICEMANSAV]

Life of a solicitor

 

" �2000" " Please!"

 

[Glossopswift]

Glossopswift's quest to find the greatest secret ever

Found it.

[jakesi]

 

 

[jakesi]

Star Trek, the Final Final Frontier 

"We're home"

[spudqueen]

Wasn't there a competition once (maybe in Readers Digest) for a two word poem? I seem to remember the answer was PAY DAY. Could come under the title of a Happy Time!

[graemer]

sorry to answer myself but thought of another one:

The Day Mrs. Samuel Pepys Called her Husband A Plagiarist.

"Dear Diary..........."

[ludwig]

After the beginning

The end.

[ludwig]

The exploding dog

Woof..WOOF!

[ludwig]

The universe in a nutshell

It's big.

[ludwig]

What my dog did when he met the ex-president of Yugoslavia

Slobbererdon Milosevic.

[ludwig]

The strange tale of the cat who denied being able to speak english

"Me?..How?"

[ludwig]

An full transcript of my recent interview with Mike Tyson up until the point when I lost consciousness

"Hello shorty"

[ludwig]

Thanks Graemer,  that's helped me while away a Friday afternoon when I should have been working ;-)

[ludwig]

The quickest route down from Everest

"oops". "SSHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[ludwig]

Glenn Miller's last journey

duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga
duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga
duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga
duggadugga..................................splosh.

[ludwig]

hmm sorry about the formatting on that one. it is one long word honest.

[Madge.B]

                      The printer�s wife 

 

 

                 "The right type"

[Cristo XX]

Please adjust your dress before leaving

Zip code

 

1st attempt                          (liked exploding dog best)