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Jemisa | 22:25 Fri 29th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" Asks an accountant.

"Watch and learn," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" Says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and learn," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into the toilet and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.

The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please...."
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I like that, brilliant!
09:15 Sat 30th Jun 2012
Brilliant. I'll have to try that.
I like that, brilliant!
LOL, excellent Jem.
Good one jem
I like it.
I like that one
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Thankyou for your reply's glad you liked it.

Well done boxi.

jem
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