FAO Triggs

[mccfluff]

where are you my love

I miss you

i miss your sweaty brow and smelly breath, your green teef and fat bum

where are you my love?????

[ummmm]

I miss you mccfluff :-)

[mccfluff]

you'll see me soon :-)

[mccfluff]

the only catch

[mccfluff]

it does need flattening, must be said

[mccfluff]

but i don't do tidying, how about ummm tidies the house, you get busy on the sofa and i'll read a book?

[mccfluff]

food?

[craft1948]

Can I just watch?

[friedgreentomato]

Oh Mr Darcey I am undone!

[mccfluff]

you can provide the gin

[cazzz1975]

"your green teef"

Man up triggs and leave the salad/veg alone :o

[craft1948]

But triggs if you won't accept criticism you're not going to get any better at it.....................

[ummmm]

I'll clean the house then...sigh.

[mccfluff]

ummm think about it critiquing or cleaning