Pickle Slicer

[merylpeep]

Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist..

After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

[Old_Geezer]

:-)

I originally heard that one about a bacon slicer, but I guess they don't have one of those in that factory.

[merylpeep]

not in a Jewish factory certainly

[askyourgran]

Lol! I like that. OG It must have been Bert Smith with the bacon slicer.

[zebo]

The bacon slicer used to have a notice on it "Mothers, do not allow your child to sit on the bacon slicer as we are getting behind with our orders".