Ab Agony Column.

[gness]

Dear Agony Aunts and Uncles,

During our recent trip to France it became clear that one of my traveling companions was quite keen on me.
Now you know that I'm shy, retiring and indecisive....with little interest in men..... so I have been cautious about responding to his advances.

Two days into our trip I developed an allergic reaction....to knickers again! I really must give them up.....and the resulting hives itched and spread til I was almost demented..... (less of the almost, Jim).

Not being a well prepared traveler I had to ask my companions if they could help.
My admirer fetched his pink toiletry bag and offered me the choice of three tubes of cream. One was Preparation H, one Veet for men and the other an ointment for scabies. All three tubes were obviously used....frequently.

Should I be worried or do you see a future in this relationship?

Gx

[Psybbo]

It's already down the tubes, Gness:-(

[jno]

he may expect you to buiy your own cream in the future.

[cupid04]

He could rub it in for you:-)

[sunny-dave]

There are two uses for Prep H - either an Essex Facelift, or something dangling lower down the anatomy.

I'm not sure which would be least worrying in a prospective suitor :)

[Prudie]

Piles and hairfree skin I could deal with, scabies would worry me a tad...

[pixie373]

Lol!

[pixie373]

Sorry. That wasn't an appropriate response from an agony aunt :-\. Go for it. He sounds......interesting? Xx

[2sp_]

I would handle him with kid gloves, or at the very least, rubber ones.

[aelmpvw]

and they say romance is dead

[2sp_]

^Let's just hope the scabies mites are too.

[gness]

Twas the pink toiletry bag that worried me.....but you think some of its contents should give cause for concern?...And I actually like hairy men...☺
I do have a box of surgical gloves...I could speak to MrsO re Marigolds I suppose.
His face had the look of someone in a wind tunnel Dave....Hmmmm...☺

[humbersloop]

veet?

I wouldn't trust a man who doesn't wax..

[Psybbo]

Or waxes lyrical?

[boxtops]

LOL, we know what to buy you both for a wedding present, a selection of tubes :-)

[DTCwordfan]

No condoms in there then? That's presumptuous.

[anneasquith]

dear demented lassie.........did you check the use by date on the tubes, and what make was the toilet bag ? aunty anne,

[gness]

Oh dear....should have checked the dates but I do know the bag was an Avon freebie.....☺

[anneasquith]

avon freebie...............move on .

[frugalfred]

Go for it - at some stage he'll function a junction with the unction.

[gness]

Uncle Fred....is that a euphemism? Please be aware of my innocence.......☺