Caption Competition - Duchess Of Cambridge

[DTCwordfan]

Captions to this pic in the Tel and Mail and probably others.

My opener - "Come on Charles, just because you haven't seen much of George."

Or "Does this mean that the throne passes directly to William and I'll be Queen sooner?"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/11/2689D18E00000578-2989352-image-a-292_1426081147752.jpg

[sandyRoe]

Harry, you've really got to do something about your drinking.

[DTCwordfan]

or "This is what happens when you try to look up my skirt."

[DTCwordfan]

very good, sandy.....

[anneasquith]

'' I'm trying to hold my stomach in. but it's not working !! )

[wired]

That's how we deal with gatecrashers

[B00]

"For Gods sake Harry, I told you that you can't hold your drink the way you used to!"

[Hopkirk]

That serves you right for not colouring my roots

[DTCwordfan]

Some really good ones - keep them rolling in!

[grasscarp]

I know I look drop dead gorgeous but this is ridiculous.

[DTCwordfan]

Very good, carpy....

[The Builder]

Blonde at the back to photographer .................

"Next....... Daily Mail?"

[PankySmooch]

"So what does this Dizmo fellow do exactly?"

[McMouse]

"Can't he be sent back to Scotland?"

[mrs_overall]

"Oh no.....what is my uncle Gary doing here?"

[DTCwordfan]

Excellent......

[aelmpvw]

doubt if she'll be ordering one for anmer hall

[Baldric]

"That'll teach him to ask why I'm not holding my Stomach in!
doesn't he know I'm pregnant?"
"OK next one please!"

[Zacs-Master]

Now that, Mr Clarkson, is a punch!

[mallyh]

for goodness sake one had to fart !

[Dee Sa]

I heard that Tracey Emin thumped him !