The Massage....

[gness]

It's very hot so birding is done in the early morning and late afternoon.....this leaves Janet with a free afternoon for a massage....a glorious deep tissue massage......

John refuses to have anything to do with massage despite Janet telling him that yes....they will have towels big enough to cover whatever it is that John thinks needs covering by a very large towel......

Janet and the masseuse, a lass from Edinburgh, hit it off and Janet invites her to meet the others for coffee at the end of the massage.....

The massuese is very attractive....

See John change his mind.....
See John drool.....
See John casually ask Janet if she could give him the number so he can book in for a massage.....John has suddenly developed a stiff shoulder.....

Kind Janet offers to make the booking for John......

Oh dear......the masseuse is fully booked for the next two weeks..... ;-)

See John deflate......... :-)

[marval]

Sounds like a good massage, poor old John he should have joined you earlier.

[Zacs-Master]

If he's deflated, he won't need that big a towel now.

[gness]

He'll learn, Marval...may take a while but he will.... ;-)

That's what I said,


He'll learn, Marval........may take some time but he will.... :-)
That's what I said to him, Zacs....didn't go down well...x

[murraymints]

ssshhhh Gness....dinnae tell them I'm sidelining in Portugal !!

[gness]

Don't know what happened there....except I'm on my third glass of red.....and two's my limit...... :-)

Minty....she is still here...your double....saw her in the street yesterday....it really is unnerving.....:-(

[sunny-dave]

"You're going to need a bigger .... towel"

[gness]

Poppycock!.... ;-)