The Oxford English Dictionary states that the ultimate etymology is uncertain, but that the word is "probably cognate" with a number of native Germanic words.
I shan't do any links for the reasons you gave above.
Are ya meaning like Fockers?
It came from the war, the makers of the German warplanes were Fockers, so when the allies seen them coming they said get the Fockers it evolved into the eff word I think you mean now, I learned that in History in school, it must be true
Like a bunch of words the actual origin isn't known. Usually it's held to be from, say, Germanic words meaning "strike", rather than a similar Latin word futuere (same meaning as the English).
Entirely random and true fact: until very recently I had a very specific speech impediment where I genuinely couldn't say the eff word. Like, if I tried to, it would get stuck in my mouth. A "one-word stammer", if you will.
That's gone now, for some reason, and now I say it all the *** time.
yep Danny, that's the way it starts, I can also remember the German one, but for life life of me cannot remember the French one
(Maybe the French one didn't work?! oooh controversial lol)
Neither would I. One utterly brilliant lecturer I've seen has a genuine stammer. Don't know how he does it but he's very good and you soon learn to listen to what he's saying rather than how he's saying it.
Mine was over just that one word, and as I say it's been cured now.