Origami!

[Berniecuddles2]

I'm gutted, the local Origami club has folded.

[Zacs-Master]

You think that's bad.....my local paper shop blew away!

[1ozzy]

Should have kept their paperwork up to date..

[Togo]

That is what happens when you cheat and cut corners.

[Zacs-Master]

This could all be a tissue of lies, you know.

[Berniecuddles2]

You lot are creasing me up!

[Zacs-Master]

Get Basildon Bond on the case.

[vulcan42]

Were their problems twofold?

[Berniecuddles2]

Why do origami enthusiasts make bad poker players?
They always fold!

[Prudie]

There were reams of problems

[Berniecuddles2]

Lol

[1ozzy]

Shouldn't have allowed Ben Dover to run the club.

[1ozzy]

Obviously it was going R's up!!!

[Berniecuddles2]

Or down under lol

[Zacs-Master]

The president of our origami club owns an Audi A4 and his wife has an A3.

[1ozzy]

If it was going down under[i he should have got the [i]sack]!!

[1ozzy]

Hmmm, multiple italics don't seem to work ;-(

[Prudie]

Audis are popular - our club president drives a Quarto

[jno]

reminds me of the Japanese banking crisis - Origami Bank folded, Karaoke Bank was going for a song, shares in Kamikaze bank nosedived, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, Sumo Bank went belly-up, and there was even something fishy going on at Sushi Bank - the customers got a raw deal.

[Berniecuddles2]

Had to give you B/A jno superb lol

[1ozzy]

B4 any more arguments a Legal Letter was written to the Tabloids asking them to record the Issue on their Ledger concerning the Classic Imperials, Dukes and Kings wearing Foolscaps previously owned by a Princess riding an Elephant with a Crown carrying a Cartridge full of Brief Medium sized Pott!!

A Large Post in a Cavalier position placed by Roberto with a Grand Eagle suffering from B0 perched on top perusing an Atlas decided it was Royal.


[i]Many thanks to Wikipedia paper sizes]